DOTS - Which would you rather

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 12/16/2014 at 14:32 • Filed to: None

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Gotta live with one of them, which do you take?

The Whale Patrol Dlux

The hammacher schlemmer Sport

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The Porsche Options Sheet.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 14:35

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I would take the Monacle first, the lederhosen second, and the office building last.

Edit: I'm on mobile. Is it a rover sport or an evoque?

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 14:35

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The Porsche.

The Nissan is ugly as hell and the Evoque isnt real Range Rover.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 14:35

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No thanks, I'll just walk.

HammerheadFistpunch > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/16/2014 at 14:36

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Thats fair, I suspect there isn't going to be a lot of love for the office building.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 14:38

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Is the range rover a sport or an evoque. I'm on mobile, it's small.

HammerheadFistpunch > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/16/2014 at 14:39

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RR sport.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 14:39

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Never thought I'd say this but I'll take the Infiniti.

Now if it was Infiniti, RR Sport, X5. This would be different.

HammerheadFistpunch > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/16/2014 at 14:40

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I'd take the infiniti too

HammerheadFistpunch > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 12/16/2014 at 14:41

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We're coming to pick you up. in the....Infiniti?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 14:41

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Alright then, my order stands.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/16/2014 at 14:42

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I think that is a RR sport.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/16/2014 at 14:44

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If that's a Sport my answer changes. A Supercharged Sport Autobiography is my dream SUV.

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 14:44

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I love lamp post!

Make mine the Porsche.

ClassicDatsunDebate > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 14:44

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I'll take the Infiniti only because the other two could be clapped-out Craigslist flips.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 14:44

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I'll take whatever that fourth car is that we can only see the passenger side headlight, yeah, that one.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/16/2014 at 14:45

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Just switched from phone to laptop. Defintily a Sport. Also, dat color combo.

HammerheadFistpunch > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 12/16/2014 at 14:46

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I think thats a radioactive waste drum with some foil on it....yeah.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/16/2014 at 14:47

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The Sport looks too damn Evoque-y now.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 12/16/2014 at 14:48

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I like that design language better on the sport than on the evoque.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 14:48

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SOLD!

davedave1111 > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 14:50

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Can I reverse the Nissan Mountain over the Evoque, and then drive the Dachshund?

HammerheadFistpunch > davedave1111 12/16/2014 at 14:53

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IT might take a while, there is no evoque present

davedave1111 > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 14:55

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No? Is it a Sport that's already been reversed over?

HammerheadFistpunch > davedave1111 12/16/2014 at 14:58

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Textured Soy Protein > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 12/16/2014 at 14:59

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I think it's an E46 M3, so actually, good choice!

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Textured Soy Protein 12/16/2014 at 15:01

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I thought it looked like a BMW so I figured it's the best option.

Mercedes Streeter > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 15:01

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I'll take the land whale. Any abuse you'd give it can only make it look better...And with a face like that, you won't feel sorry for destroying it either...

Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 15:02

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I'll take option #4, Pat... RAM Power Wagon Laramie.

HammerheadFistpunch > Mercedes Streeter 12/16/2014 at 15:04

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Add a dab of TJM and things come out okay.

HammerheadFistpunch > Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge 12/16/2014 at 15:05

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BZZZ! Oh, im sorry that wasn't an option, how would you like to be incinerated?

E92M3 > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 15:07

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I'll take the Macan. I'm substituting it for the Cayenne.

stuttgartobsessed > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 15:09

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I'll take the LR, then the Porch, and then I'd walk.

HammerheadFistpunch > E92M3 12/16/2014 at 15:10

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There is a Turbo Macan in my parking garage. I have to admit its a very lovely tall hatchback.

Too many M's > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 15:11

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Only family hauler in the garage? Infinity.

Family hauler +1 random story offering? Cayenne.

HammerheadFistpunch > stuttgartobsessed 12/16/2014 at 15:11

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That makes sense, the land rover would fail, then the Porsche would be in for service and by that time the infiniti would be long gone so of course you would have to walk.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 15:12

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I will have to go with the German on this one. preferably in GTS form.

Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 15:13

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I'll take incineration by Y2K Superbike, please! :D Just grind me up into tiny bits and throw me through the fuel pump! We don't want to hurt that lovely jet engine... :)

HammerheadFistpunch > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 12/16/2014 at 15:15

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Its the fastest possible way to your nearest authorized Porsche service center.

stuttgartobsessed > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 15:16

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Haha! You could look at like that. I was referring to the fact that the Inifinity is so damn ugly I would rather walk. And lots of walking I would be doing!

davedave1111 > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 15:16

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See, it's not a Sport. Sports are white and that one's red.

Sweet Trav > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 15:16

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Range Rover, I'll sell it Carmax, buy it back with the warranty, but I'd still lose less money than if I paid for all the repairs out of pocket.

HammerheadFistpunch > stuttgartobsessed 12/16/2014 at 15:17

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Yeah, The looks are tragic, as in beached whale + buffalo necrophilia tragic

Milky > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 15:41

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Fourth option? Fourth option.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 12/16/2014 at 15:51

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It looks like and E46 BMW, likely even an M3, so there ya go.

E92M3 > HammerheadFistpunch 12/16/2014 at 15:59

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I'd settle for a S. They are supposed to handle like a 911, worlds better than the Cayenne (which is pretty good itself).

The Revengel > Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge 12/16/2014 at 16:42

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Don't forget that (as the movie Torque taught us) these things can fly - even while trailing burning fuel!

Make sure you park that missile on top of something that deserves to be a crater. Like these three.

Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > The Revengel 12/16/2014 at 16:57

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LULZ! I just wanted a Power Wagon! Now I'm being incinerated and we're using jet-powered motorcycles to blow things up?? ROFLMAO

pip bip - choose Corrour > HammerheadFistpunch 12/17/2014 at 02:01

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go for the patrol.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > HammerheadFistpunch 12/17/2014 at 02:12

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I'll take the allies over the axis this time. While I love the interior of the buzz lightyear mobile, I don't really like that it drives like a titan. While I love that the cayenne pepper drives like a 911, more or less, I think they're overhyped and not a particularly pleasant place to spend my time and I hate working on them. But I can handle warm beer from a Lucas refrigerator.